Friday, September 16, 2011

You Lost What?

I lost my vibrating dildo.


I have no idea where it is.

The other day I had a blissful moment alone. Really alone. No relatives, no roommate, even the cat was off somewhere. I thought this occasion would be a good moment for some me time. So I go to find my toys, and this one is missing.

It's nowhere I would ever usually put it. I emptied out all the drawers. I searched some unusual spots as well. Nothing.

I mean, I've left it out on a RARE occasion, but I've NEVER misplaced it. This is just not the sort of thing one misplaces, you know?

I'm hoping that for some reason Sir has it. He's used it on me before, and I'm hoping that it's in his special bag.

Or barring that, I hope that when it does turn up, I am the one it turns up for, and not the other people that live in this house!


  1. You did mention that you have a cat...

  2. Oh Lord, that would actually be funny if he absconded off with it!

  3. My cat Marko used to try to steal the philosopher's cane. It was frightfully funny.

  4. That would be too funny. I suppose it would be worse if you had a dog... it might wind up buried in the back yard!

  5. I'm glad I don't have a dog. Oh the things that would get ruined!

    I eventually found it, while tearing my entire bed apart to fix some of the wooden frame. Friends were helping so when I saw it hit the ground (I'm still not sure where exactly it was), I snatched it up as fast as possible and threw it in a drawer. Any drawer!


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