I Don't Wear The Pants

Sir's dad called to catch up with him the other day, and to see how we were doing out here.

He also said that he was glad I was here with Sir, so I could have him in control.

Me... controlling Sir.

Apparently, even his own family thinks that I am the one wearing the pants in this relationship.

Maybe it's the best cover for this thing we do that we could actually have!