He had just allowed me to eat a Milky Way from the rewards cabinet, and let me know that Snickers were better.
"I think Milky Ways are better, Sir."
"...You're wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong."
(while chewing) " Mmmmm. Oh yes, Sir, you're right, these are horrrrible."
"Are you sassing me?"
"No! I can't sass you for an opinion. It's just an opinion!"
"Bitch, my opinion is your fact."
Though we were just messing around, I love that line.
My opinion is your fact.
How true that is!